The other day I was looking through some job ads, er... because it's always good to know what's out there, right..? Anyhoo, I spotted a couple of jobs that left me wondering:
Job title #1: TBD
[- we don't know what you'll be doing yet. You make it up. We just want a new employee okay? We're tired of the same faces day in, day out...]
Job title #2: Temperature Sensitive Sales Manager SE US
[- for someone who doesn't like the long northern winters.]
Mix those two together and you've struck employment gold. I wonder if they'd let me telecommute from NZ, November - April...
3 comments:
Very nice. I'd love to try to explain my job title on that. I think I would go with, "I'm paid for existing."
Are you making that up? So funny.
Nah mate. Well, I made up the bits in italics... but the job titles? All true.
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